¿How can you have Scots, and no kilts?
Seriously, though, perhaps take a standard dress (just pulling out of my anyhow, Part #3Ø 14 461Ø
), trim it down, then insert appropriate legs (again from my anyhow, Part #3Ø ØØ 59ØØ
). Grind off the posts that attach to the inner clip, then drill a hole of the appropriate siᵶe through both and insert a dowel of the appropriate siᵶe… Not perfect but far better than what currently exists…