There´s a distinct lack of all kind of camp-followers here, more´s the pity.
We`re lucky to have you!
Excuse me Isabella.
Henry!! I`ve just seen you!! You look terrible! What happened, are you dead?? I guess you`re a gruesome Pirate of the Carribean.
Poor old *****, such a nice bloke, gone to wrack and ruin; I blame it on the grog.
All the best,
David